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Osborne to sell his own grandmother

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne is to sell his own grandmother to help reduce the deficit, according to a Treasury spokesman. The move follows Osborne’s announcement that he intends selling government shares in Royal Mail and RBS.

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2015
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Lowly bank employee wins £7.7m double rollover jackpot

took the risk, reaped the rewardThe winner of this week’s lottery has been confirmed as Stephen Hester, a worker in a bank in London who usually likes to keep himself to himself.

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2015
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Banker learns everything would be better if he’d never been born

'Bedford Falls. Wallet Gains'Former Investment Banker, Henry F. Potter, was shocked to discover that life for everyone would be much, much better if he had simply never been born.

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2014
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‘Money spent on Rosetta could have bailed one of us out’, moan banks

10 years to blow £1.1 billion? Hopeless!Despite costing a meagre £1.1bn and possibly changing the course of human civilisation as we know it, the banking community has been quick to dismiss the Rosetta Space Mission as a ‘frivolous boondoggle’.

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Posted: Nov 14th, 2014
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Secret Santa exposed as major money laundering scheme

all the good stuff went elsewhere, as alwaysThe world’s favourite office tradition has been revealed to have a darker side.

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2014
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