Dave Sanders, 34, of Stevenage, began legal proceedings today seeking a restraining order against his Narrator, saying that his life had been made intolerable by the constant banal and intrusive commentary. Dave said he first noticed the voice-over to his life after becoming a devotee of documentaries and reality shows, [read...]
The internet went into meltdown last night as model/pop star/reality TV star Selene-Louise McGrath was seen flaunting her svelte/hideous body to photographers outside an exclusive nightclub in London’s Theatreland. Observers noted that Selene-Louise had clearly lost/gained weight since she was last pictured in public two weeks ago, [read...]
Beloved pastry matriarch and national baking supremo Mary Berry is gearing up to swap her apron and eggs for a gas mask and concentrated methylamine this winter, after the BBC commissioned a gritty new primetime cookery spinoff competition to be titled ‘Baking Bad’. [read...]
‘They weren’t making any noise but there was movement so I knew there was something alive in there’. [read...]
60 years on, this new-fangled invention has liberated us from the need to interact with any other human being [read...]
