Due to his continuing absence from any kind of reality TV show, supporters of the Zimbabwean dictator fear he my have been secretly assassinated. “This is a sinister development”, said supporter Simon Nubwale. “Anyone who was ever famous for more than a week is guaranteed to show up on some crap TV show for has-beens… [read...]
Sometimes Borgen even matched Eddie Stobart: Trucks & Trailers for excitement [read...]
Dave Sanders, 34, of Stevenage, began legal proceedings today seeking a restraining order against his Narrator, saying that his life had been made intolerable by the constant banal and intrusive commentary. Dave said he first noticed the voice-over to his life after becoming a devotee of documentaries and reality shows, [read...]
The internet went into meltdown last night as model/pop star/reality TV star Selene-Louise McGrath was seen flaunting her svelte/hideous body to photographers outside an exclusive nightclub in London’s Theatreland. Observers noted that Selene-Louise had clearly lost/gained weight since she was last pictured in public two weeks ago, [read...]
Beloved pastry matriarch and national baking supremo Mary Berry is gearing up to swap her apron and eggs for a gas mask and concentrated methylamine this winter, after the BBC commissioned a gritty new primetime cookery spinoff competition to be titled ‘Baking Bad’. [read...]
