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Rebekah Brooks ‘was lent a police force’

showered it with sugarlumps‘It’s common for creaky old police resources to be loaned out to anyone who will look after them properly. I had no concerns that editors of the News of the World would see the force go short of anything.’

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2012
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Rebekah Brooks ‘gift horse’ committed suicide, reports Sun

greatest dead horse in the world now being flogged seven days a weekEx-Pc Dobbin was found in some woods near his field, where he had deliberately drunk a bucket of warfarin and slashed his own fetlocks with a sugar lump.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2012
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New Wapping theme park to open as ‘Newsofthe World’

Exclusive!To enter ‘Newsofthe World’ is to enter a magical kingdom where nothing is quite what it seems. All you need to bring with you, the brochures urge, is a suspension of your own disbelief.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2011
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Brooks adopts ‘light cannot exist without darkness’ defence in Committee Enquiry

Rebekah Brooks wrong-footed the Commons Media Committee today by claiming that her actions during her reign of terror within NewsCorp were required to bring balance to life itself.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2011
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Cameron to give Satan ‘second chance’ as No.10 press secretary

important to have connectionsPrime Minister David Cameron has today denied accusations of poor judgement after confirming that he has appointed Satan, former overseer of hell, as his new director of communications in Downing Street.

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2011
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