Conservatives call for more ‘welfare murders’
‘Claimants should be prepared to murder, and if their tragic multiple victims are also on benefits, then we have a win-win situation’
Posted: Apr 5th, 2014
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Black box from Gordon Brown’s government found
After years of intensive searching, a team of scientists believe that they have located the ‘black box’ at the heart of the Labour government during Gordon Brown’s premiership from 2007 to 2010.
Posted: Mar 27th, 2014
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Government now fears ‘extraterrestrial benefit spongers’
‘They’ll probably be concealing illegal migrants from somewhere or other in the solar system just here to scrounge or take our British jobs’
Posted: Mar 7th, 2014
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Everything goes in ‘Everything Must Go’ sale
History was made in Exeter High Street yesterday morning, when Avis Bentley purchased the final item of stock in Edinburgh Woollen Mill’s ‘Mega Everything Must Go Sale’.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2014
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Desperate bankers turn to payday loans to fund bonuses
As austerity measures continue to pinch, the Royal Bank of Scotland is concerned that shareholders may not approve a penurious 200% bonus for their frugal staff.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2014
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