Ghost of Christmas Future ‘in despair’ after visit to George Osborne
‘He didn’t even bat an eyelid when I showed him what would happen to poor little Tiny Clegg,’
Posted: Dec 5th, 2013
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Gunman storms travel agent and demands holiday
Gunman burst into the high street shop on Monday afternoon, shouted at customers to lie on the floor, and demanded a weekend mini-break in Paris.
Posted: Nov 19th, 2013
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ITV presents An Audience With Mervyn King
Highlights include ‘The pros and cons of liquidity’ and ‘ Cash or bonds? The never ending debate about the best investment’
Posted: Jul 2nd, 2013
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Cameron ‘Sold off UK summer in 2011′
It’s been revealed that David Cameron sold off the British summer 2 years ago to try and pay off some of the national debt. Meteorologists said that explains why we’ve been going straight from a wet spring to autumn for the past 3 years.
Posted: Jun 13th, 2013
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Spanish A&E manned by Bon Jovi
The American rock band, Bon Jovi, have agreed to support staff at the beleaguered, Hospital Niño Jesús in Madrid. ‘I’ll Be There for You’, insist the New Jersey boys, who have been juggling their paramedic training alongside stadium renditions of ‘You Give Love a Bad Name’.
Posted: May 30th, 2013
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