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DFS sale signals green shoots of economic recovery

In a surprise move, sofa retailer DFS announced today they are all set to buck the national trend of economic doom and gloom. The peddler of softwood, foam and velour seating confirmed that plans are well advanced to launch a massive cut price sale. Photographs of disconcertingly small lounging adults and children have been taken and advertising space has already been booked to carry uplifting messages of substantial savings across the range of comfortable armchairs, and two and three seaters, some in leather.

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2011
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Government hail green shoots of recovery as office scrounger borrows less than forecast

Downing Street excitedly claimed that the economy was back on the road to recovery today following reports from office workers that Canary Wharf colleague Jonathan Leadbetter had paid for a round of drinks without poncing off his mates. Leadbetter’s legendary borrowing in the current financial year slowed from a record high of £50 to £10 [...]

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2010
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