Government plans to reform SAS recruitment procedure have run into a hail of criticism. It is understood that applicants will be asked to travel through the channel tunnel in under 48 hours, and buy and assemble an entire IKEA kitchen without either also buying a pack of tealights, [read...]
A team of boffins in a Human Resources lab claims it has created the perfect advert to screen out almost all normal people and attract a 99 per cent pure audience of bullshitters, deluded chancers and would-be Apprentices to Alan Sugar. [read...]
Royal Mail yesterday denied discrimination after turning down a student for the role of holiday cover postman due to his lack of ‘professional walking experience’.
Mark Pye, studying for an MSc, was left fuming when a 19 year old working for Royal Mail’s recruitment partner told him his CV failed to demonstrated the necessary experience of ‘putting one foot in front of the other whilst holding a bag’. [read...]
A local education authority in England has expanded its innovative Learning Village education complex by recruiting a fully-qualified professional moron as its Learning Village Idiot. [read...]
A Downing Street spokesman has said Gordon Brown is ‘unconcerned’ about the advertisement for a ‘New Prime Minister’ placed in the appointments section of yesterday’s Sunday Times newspaper. [read...]
