Riding high on uncritical acclaim after publishing a report saying that switching to a 4 day week could create 500,000 new jobs, barely-think tank Autonomy have followed up with further astounding revelations to get Britain back on its ‘whatsisnames; [read...]
Despite the best efforts of the press to portray teachers as beautiful, energetic individuals raring to get back to the classroom, the public is still completely aware that most teachers would be more accurately portrayed by Worzel Gummidge after a twenty-year diet of coffee and regret. [read...]
Following the startling rise through the IS ranks by Shamina Begum, senior officers in charge of training at Sandhurst have decided to widen the pool from which they draw recruits for officer training. Speaking at the Royal Military Academy, [read...]
The first week back at work after the festive holiday has seen everyone in Britain mark themselves on LinkedIn as ‘open’ to new job offers from recruiters, including everyone who works at LinkedIn. A large number of people have updated their skills to include eating Pringles for breakfast, [read...]
In a statement issued on Al Jazeera, Al Qaeda has pulled all its recruitment videos from Google due to ‘offensive’ advertising being shown alongside. ‘We tolerated the banal John Lewis adverts two Christmas’ in a row,’ said a spokesman, [read...]
