The electoral mathematics behind the Referendum vote have been thrown into chaos after an impending shortage in fruit picking labour meant that less fruit will be picked and the amount of fresh fruit and vegetables the British are morally pressurised into eating needed to be recalculated. [read...]
Despite assurances of a straight forward ‘smash and grab’, the UK’s Brexit team have found themselves teetering over the edge of political precipice, watching as EU assets slip towards the rear door. Sadly, David ‘Choker’ Davis’ [read...]
First it was the Harry Potter films, leading thousands of foolish people to adopt owls that they soon abandoned. Pixar’s ‘Finding Nemo’ and ‘Finding Dory’ led to even more impulse purchases of tropical fish. Now, [read...]
Popular novelist Robert Harris, author of such counterfactual bestsellers as ‘Fatherland’, which imagines the world after a Nazi victory, has applied the same methodology to last year’s EU referendum.
In this version of reality, [read...]
Douggie Carswell, lead (and only) vocalist in the One Direction band has announced his departure. He was responsible for the group’s only chart success in Clacton in 2014. Douglas, who began his career as a backing singer with the hugely successful band, [read...]