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Churchill the dog treated for depression over constant accusations of lying

people beginning to suspect he can't even provide cheaper car insuranceThe condition is believed to have been brought on by the fact that nobody seems to believe a word he says, or take his tales of celebrity encounters and extreme sporting activities seriously.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2011
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Celebrity ‘devastated’ as plea for privacy is respected

‘X was completely devastated that not a single hack or paparazzi showed their face at the rehab visits, lonely walks down beaches, and secret reunions with old flames we so carefully staged, ‘MC’ told a packed press conference.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2011
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Take That rehab odds slashed

After wowing fans with a raggedy, tired and faltering performance on last weekend’s X Factor, Take That – including starey-eyed lunatic ex-bandmate Robbie Williams for the first time in over a decade – have been named by bookies as favourites to reach the coveted Christmas rehab slot.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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