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Reincarnation doubter reincarnated as carnation

A carnation spoke today of its regret at not believing in reincarnation in a previous life. The bloom, a deep red in colour, recorded at the Chelsea Flower Show, explained that it had enjoyed a previous life as Mr Andrew Smythe of Carshalton, Surrey.

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Posted: Jun 2nd, 2015
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Jesus still working on ‘difficult’ second coming

star admits he's kept fans waiting 'too long'‘You’ve got to strike that difficult balance between giving fans more of what they want and taking things on artistically.’

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2015
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Friends Reunited partners Dignitas for over eighties market

Social networking site Friends Reunited is optimistic it can attract users from the 80+ demographic, through a sponsorship deal with assisted suicide facilitators Dignitas. ‘Our research shows many old people enjoy nothing more than keeping up with which of their old friends and enemies have passed away, and we’re delighted to be providing them with this news online,’ said a spokesman, ‘if we can then upsell the idea that maybe they might like to think about joining their old school pals via a luxury trip to Switzerland, all the better.’

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2009
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Dalai Lama continuous ways of evil sorcery; troublesome for much noble China

Wicked uses of illegal black magic cause crops to fail and pigs to exhibit remorseful expression.

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2008
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