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Man convinced mentally unstable girlfriend just ‘quirky’

‘She just has her own style, that’s all,’ said Gary, visibly shaking after his girlfriend screamed at him that he was ‘a fucking failure’ and had ‘ruined’ their lives for forgetting to buy cabbage.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2011
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Couple divorce after dating site fails to identify them as a match

never knew they had so many 'issues'15-year relationship ended after they unsuccessfully tested their compatibility using the scientific approach to finding a soulmate advocated by dating site eHarmony.

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Posted: Mar 4th, 2011
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Role-playing sex games taken too seriously by Method Actor

unable to find sprocket which fitted her flangeJoanne Lowe was reported to be angry and frustrated after a suggestion to her husband that they add a spot of role-playing to their sex lives spiralled out of control. Upon hearing the idea of ‘the lonely housewife and the local handyman catching an eyeful as he clears the guttering’, husband Robin, a dedicated method actor, threw himself into the role.

‘I thought it would be a bit of fun while the kids were staying with the grandparents,’ explained 37-year old solicitor Joanne, ‘but Robin really began living the part. He put adverts in the local paper and in the newsagent’s window offering to do gardening, DIY, house clearances, all sorts.’

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Posted: Feb 20th, 2011
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Adulterers warned against memory foam mattresses

Ms Lusted said that memory foam mattresses had even appeared in court as witnesses in acrimonious divorce cases.

‘Some people may not be aware that the mattresses can also store and replay coital grunts and cries,’ she added.

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2011
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Parents fear for son’s inadequate cyber-life

Rochdale couple John and Barbara Deccles have spoken of their concern over their 19-year-old son Nathan’s inability to maintain virtual relationships.

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010
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