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Aquarius refuses to advise Swindon woman

Libra 'staying out of it'‘As gigantic balls of gas an unimaginable distance from your solar system, we really couldn’t care less about Ms. Clarke’s tedious love life.’

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009
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Woman’s cat turns out to be no better than boyfriend it replaced

'He just took me for granted'Independent woman Michelle Lancashire, 32, has revealed her heartbreak after her beloved cat gradually transformed from surrogate baby into her former boyfriend, Steve.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2009
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Girlfriend ‘struck off’ after admitting ‘sometimes she didn’t say exactly what she meant’

A woman from Berkshire has been struck off the National Register of Girlfriends after admitting ‘not always saying exactly what she meant’ in at least two previous relationships.

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2009
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Commuter can’t believe attractive chugger ‘only after me for my money’

Only after one thing26-year-old Gavin Hendry was devastated to discover that the charity fundraiser who recently accosted him outside Holborn tube had never been interested in pursuing a long-term commitment with the chartered surveyor from Barnet, but was instead using him for the benefit of a faceless non-governmental organisation providing aid to Africa. ‘I gave her everything,’ said Hendry, ‘my heart, my dignity, my sort code. But now I know she was just after my money’.

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2009
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Marketing manager ‘almost definitely shagging’ new woman in accounts

office-coupleUnconfirmed reports circulating the Reading offices of telecoms solutions provider Hodge & Hughes indicate that Michelle Craig, a new member of the office accounts department, is ‘almost certainly at it’ with marketing manager Derek Hatch.

Details of the nature of the relationship remain unclear, but reports from approximately half of the staff at the office have suggested that the ‘sleazy-looking tosser’ is ‘definitely shagging’ the 24-year-old blonde who is described as ‘bubbly, friendly and smiley’. Meanwhile a roughly equal number of witnesses have remarked that ‘the new girl didn’t take long to get her claws into Derek’.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2009
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