With concern for Fabrice Muamba’s welfare subsiding, the police have formally announced that the search is already underway for those who must have prayed that he suddenly collapse with a heart condition in order for it to happen in the first place.
Posted: Mar 21st, 2012
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While enjoying his release from prison and the opportunity to catch up on the daytime television shopping channels, Abu Qatada has revealed his sense of disappointment in affairs of the heart.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2012
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A creationist has confused the whole of the judicial system by insisting the Crown Prosecution Service charge him with ‘threatening behaviour’ despite a complete lack of evidence.
‘In the old version you never knew if the crab was coming or going, so this is a considerable breakthrough for crustacean technology. However, we have had to compromise the design with a rear-view mirror so they can get used to new methods of navigation.’
Posted: Dec 26th, 2011
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A coalition of Taliban Leaders announced today their opposition to the ‘barbaric and inhuman’ regime of ‘Daily Mail Law’ and said they would be campaigning against its adoption in parts of Afghanistan.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2011
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