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Ethiopia legalise gay marriage in bid to end drought

In a drastic attempt to exploit a religious loophole, Ethiopian President Mulatu Teshome yesterday announced plans to fast track a change in legislation which would legalise gay marriage in the predominantly Christian country, in a last ditch attempt to end drought.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2014
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Authorities remove blond haired child from Nazareth couple

Holy Land constabulary have confirmed that they have taken an ‘aryan boy’ into protective custody, after concerns that he was not living with his ‘biological’ parent.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2013
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‘Thou Shalt Clear Browsing History’ made new, 11th Commandment

‘I believe this will be a cost-effective measure, Commandment-wise’, explained the creator of the Universe at a hastily convened press conference “Why, just the other day, I watched a man in Norwich being caught visiting Trannyheaven.com…’

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Posted: Oct 9th, 2013
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God signs for Huddersfield Town

The manager of struggling Championship side Huddersfield Town, Mark Robins, has expressed his delight today at the form of their new signing God.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2013
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Archbishop ‘embarrassed’ to find Satan is former employee of God

‘Payroll records show that a Mr Lucifer Satan was formerly employed as an angel for Heaven Plc,’ admitted a spokesman for the Archbishop of Canterbury.

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Posted: Jul 29th, 2013
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