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God announces end to ‘working in mysterious ways’

The move has been welcomed by some of the Kingdom’s modernisers. ‘Don’t get me wrong: talking snakes, exploding shrubs and having at pharaohs with lots of frogs, all that was really out there. At the time, no other deity was doing that sort of thing. But times and have changed and we need to look forward.’

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2012
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God finally agrees to save Queen

One is with GodAfter years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2012
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Men welcome morning-after pill for things you wish you hadn’t said

only problem is remembering to take itThe pill reverses the effects of misconceived comments before they grow and eventually acquire a life of their own.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2012
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Gareth Malone to form Taliban Choir

‘Everyone thinks that the situation in Afghanistan is hopeless, but we should try harnessing the healing power of group singing, and selling lots of albums.’

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Posted: Oct 2nd, 2012
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Religious protesters stand down as Gods agree to fight their own battles

Humanity has breathed a collective sigh of relief as its gods prepare finally to leave home and stand on their own two, or in Vishnu’s case, four, feet.

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Posted: Sep 20th, 2012
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