Music industry admits: ‘We’ve run out of songs’
The music industry has today conceded that the reason all modern songs sound the same is because they ran out of new songs more than a decade ago.
Posted: Dec 14th, 2011
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Responsible hotel towel use ‘has solved world climate crisis’ say experts
‘Not requesting fresh towels unless it is entirely necessary has seen a marked change in world ozone density, increased climate stability and a more efficient checkout procedure,’ said a spokesman. ‘This, combined with fair trade complimentary coffee sachets means that the hotel industry is really leading the way in saving Mother Earth.’
Posted: Sep 9th, 2011
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Alex Ferguson’s gum chewing ‘could power an area the size of Lincolnshire’, say scientists
‘If properly harnessed, we believe Alex Ferguson’s jaws could solve many of the world’s energy problems.’
Posted: Sep 21st, 2010
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Queen’s waving arm to be used to generate power during Royal engagements
It is hoped Her Majesty’s oscillating limb will provide sufficient power to run not only her Rolls Royce’s satellite navigation system but also the car’s DVD player.
Posted: Jul 21st, 2010
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David Cameron’s forehead to be fitted with solar panels
Boris is keen to use it as an alternative to a third runway at Heathrow
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2010
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