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David Cameron’s forehead to be fitted with solar panels

He's blue. He's green. He's all points in between. David Cameron.Conservative Party leader David Cameron has boosted his party’s green credentials by finally agreeing to exploit the vast energy-harvesting potential of his forehead and be fitted with solar panels. Scientists believe that with a good summer and the ongoing natural recession, Cameron’s bonce could soon be generating enough energy to power an offshore tax haven for non-domiciled party donors

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2015
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Menopausal women’s hot flushes to power national grid

fan just takes, takes, takes‘We estimate that the energy generated by just 10,000 women will be equal to five hours of hydro-electric output from the Hoover Dam’

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2013
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Music industry admits: ‘We’ve run out of songs’

The music industry has today conceded that the reason all modern songs sound the same is because they ran out of new songs more than a decade ago.

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2011
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Responsible hotel towel use ‘has solved world climate crisis’ say experts

‘Not requesting fresh towels unless it is entirely necessary has seen a marked change in world ozone density, increased climate stability and a more efficient checkout procedure,’ said a spokesman. ‘This, combined with fair trade complimentary coffee sachets means that the hotel industry is really leading the way in saving Mother Earth.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2011
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Alex Ferguson’s gum chewing ‘could power an area the size of Lincolnshire’, say scientists

‘If properly harnessed, we believe Alex Ferguson’s jaws could solve many of the world’s energy problems.’

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2010
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