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‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God

on a mission to heal the sickRepublican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2014
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Man announces intention to boycott Diamond Jubilee celebrations

Fred Ashcroft has ignored every royal celebration since the Queen’s coronation in 1953, which he spent drowning cats in a nearby canal.

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2012
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‘President Trump’ would have fired Detroit

has fired himself‘If Detroit doesn’t shape up, it should have to ship out!’

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Posted: May 16th, 2011
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Sauron in bid to lead Tea Party movement

Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor and Nameless Enemy has announced his plans to become the new figurehead of the US Tea Party movement, ousting Sarah Palin from her unofficial role.

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Posted: Oct 14th, 2010
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