Ancient and recently rebranded deity Yahweh has admitted previous expressions of displeasure at Donald Trump’s America were ‘too subtle’. The Almighty has therefore declared that henceforth all plagues, meteorological extremes and geological upheavals should be named after senior Republican figures, [read...]
Guns sales at record high; Trump bought most of them [read...]
‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’ [read...]
Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey on Wednesday signed into law the freedom to commit sodomy in a bill designed to prevent women from having to seek illegal abortions. ‘Today, I signed into law the Alabama Sodomites Act, [read...]
‘It says here in the manual, to reboot the government, simultaneously hold down the nuclear launch button and the White House toaster,’ [read...]
