Lawyers representing President Donald Trump have outlined the reasons why he believes he has a strong legal case to challenge Joe Biden’s claim to have won the US presidential election. “It is clear from the votes that have been counted that Mr Trump lost the popular vote in this election and therefore he should still… [read...]
Ancient and recently rebranded deity Yahweh has admitted previous expressions of displeasure at Donald Trump’s America were ‘too subtle’. The Almighty has therefore declared that henceforth all plagues, meteorological extremes and geological upheavals should be named after senior Republican figures, [read...]
Guns sales at record high; Trump bought most of them [read...]
‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’ [read...]
Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey on Wednesday signed into law the freedom to commit sodomy in a bill designed to prevent women from having to seek illegal abortions. ‘Today, I signed into law the Alabama Sodomites Act, [read...]
