‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’ [read...]
Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey on Wednesday signed into law the freedom to commit sodomy in a bill designed to prevent women from having to seek illegal abortions. ‘Today, I signed into law the Alabama Sodomites Act, [read...]
‘It says here in the manual, to reboot the government, simultaneously hold down the nuclear launch button and the White House toaster,’ [read...]
Citizens have been advised to batten down the hatches and prepare for the worst in advance of the possible arrival of Hurricane Mitt to the Washington area in the middle of next week. [read...]
Political uncertainty in America following the chaos brought about by the Trump presidency is now being compounded by transport issues, it has emerged. The US’s fleet of some 2,000 passenger planes have developed consciousness and their first act has been to vote unanimously that if their owners want them to ferry people between the East… [read...]
