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Donald Trump forms his own militia
Guns sales at record high; Trump bought most of them [read...]
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US debt crisis averted thanks to loan from Wonga.com
‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’ [read...]
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Alabama legalizes sodomy to prevent abortions
Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey on Wednesday signed into law the freedom to commit sodomy in a bill designed to prevent women from having to seek illegal abortions. ‘Today, I signed into law the Alabama Sodomites Act, [read...]
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US government successfully restarted after switching it off and then on again
‘It says here in the manual, to reboot the government, simultaneously hold down the nuclear launch button and the White House toaster,’ [read...]
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America bracing itself for arrival of Hurricane Mitt
Citizens have been advised to batten down the hatches and prepare for the worst in advance of the possible arrival of Hurricane Mitt to the Washington area in the middle of next week. [read...]