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Republicans oppose Obama’s dinner plans

always a doggy bag for the poorRepublicans said President’s dinner plans amounted to ‘nothing more than a reheating of last night’s leftovers’.

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2011
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Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God

most Republicans think they'd be voting for BatmanFollowing controversial remarks that the recent earthquake and storm on America’s east coast were a sign of God’s wrath, Michele Bachmann today declared that her own candidacy for the Republican presidential ticket in 2012 is the surest sign yet that the end times must be near.

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Posted: Aug 31st, 2011
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US debt crisis averted thanks to loan from Wonga.com

geat deals still out there for anyone who can still afford broadband‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2011
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US Republicans disband after voters still don’t get the joke

punchline delivered perfectly every time, but no response whatsoever‘It’s no fun adopting policies and candidates that could only be part of an elaborate practical joke, if the entire electorate is just too thick to notice.

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Posted: Nov 8th, 2010
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Mad Hatter, dormouse elected to Congress in Tea Party landslide

everyone admits they'll miss Nancy PelosiVoters in Wonderland have elected a series of right-wing Tea Party candidates, including the Mad Hatter, the March hare and the dormouse, to Congress in the country’s mid-term elections.

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2010
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