Robin Hood, famous for his job as a ‘fiscal re-distributor’, has announced his resignation from the role having last week expressed his concerns about his job publicly for the first time. [read...]
Britain’s most beloved animated postman today announced his immediate resignation from all postal duties and television appearances, the latest in a string of resignations that have shocked the British establishment. Holding back tears, Postman Pat announced that despite his best efforts the people of Greendale had chosen to receive only internal post. [read...]
Iain Duncan Smith has added three extra nights at the O2 for his first ever solo Commons statement after his first performance at the House of Commons sold out in record time.
‘It is not the first time IDS has sold out,’ one critic pointed out. [read...]
Battered Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, still bruised from his party’s shattering losses in yesterday’s election, has already come back fighting after securing a decent window seat on the Bakerloo line to work this morning. [read...]
The veteran presenter and professional cynic has quit BBC Two’s Newsnight amid rumours that he had been ‘pining like a dog on heat’ for the acerbic lothario, Russell Brand. Jeremy Paxman (63) has confessed privately to colleagues that since his fateful meeting with the comedian on 23 October 2013, [read...]