Barron Trump has resigned from his White House role with immediate effect, citing ‘differences of opinion on policy’ between himself and his father. This follows the President reneging on a firm commitment made after intense negotiation to acquire a puppy on arrival in Washington. [read...]
Despite his resignation over some issue or other, about a thing or whatever, the public are agreed that they cannot get past the ridiculousness of Lord Adonis’ name or the image that it conjures. He now joins a long list of peers nobody takes seriously like Peer Review, [read...]
Robin Hood, famous for his job as a ‘fiscal re-distributor’, has announced his resignation from the role having last week expressed his concerns about his job publicly for the first time. [read...]
Britain’s most beloved animated postman today announced his immediate resignation from all postal duties and television appearances, the latest in a string of resignations that have shocked the British establishment. Holding back tears, Postman Pat announced that despite his best efforts the people of Greendale had chosen to receive only internal post. [read...]
Iain Duncan Smith has added three extra nights at the O2 for his first ever solo Commons statement after his first performance at the House of Commons sold out in record time.
‘It is not the first time IDS has sold out,’ one critic pointed out. [read...]