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Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’
‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’ [read...]
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Doctor who signed Jesus’ death certificate struck off
A doctor is facing professional ruin after a man he pronounced dead was later seen walking around Galilee in perfect health. The disgraced medic says that he didn’t have time to look closely at the alleged corpse before signing the papers, [read...]
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Outrage in Calvary as emergency services took three days to respond
Angry residents are demanding an immediate investigation into the case of a crucified man with serious injuries to his hands, feet and side who had to wait three days for paramedics to arrive on the scene. [read...]
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Bookies celebrate as Jesus loses Jerusalem’s Got Talent
Fans of ‘Jerusalem’s Got Talent’ were left reeling yesterday following the news that the runaway bookies’ favourite Jesus Christ had been beaten into second place by notorious criminal Barabbas. [read...]