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Outrage in Calvary as emergency services took three days to respond

Angry residents are demanding an immediate investigation into the case of a crucified man with serious injuries to his hands, feet and side who had to wait three days for paramedics to arrive on the scene.

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2013
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Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’

‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’

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Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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Bookies celebrate as Jesus loses Jerusalem’s Got Talent

Fans of ‘Jerusalem’s Got Talent’ were left reeling yesterday following the news that the runaway bookies’ favourite Jesus Christ had been beaten into second place by notorious criminal Barabbas.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2010
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Outrage in Calvary as emergency services took three days to respond

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