‘It’s almost like you’re entering a parallel universe,’ said John Lennon (78) who described himself as a retired musician and painter and decorator. ‘But here in Liverpool a universe without Freddie seems impossible.’ Lennon is one of a number of ordinary but offended Liverpudlians who has seen the new movie, [read...]
Following Emma Thompson’s appearance at the Extinction Rebellion demo, more stars of Love Actually are set to highlight the effects on the environment of booking a flight and hopping across the Atlantic. Director Richard Curtis said that the cast felt morally obliged to act on this defining issue of our time as nothing could be worse than the impending climate disaster humanity has wreaked on the planet. [read...]
A skeletal young boy called Tembe, from a devasted village in the middle of a drought-stricken region of Eritrea, has complained that white Europeans turning up and saving his life sent completely the wrong message. [read...]
Richard Curtis, writer of such rom-com classics like ‘Notting Hill’, ‘About Time and ‘Four Weddings And A Funeral’, has revealed that his next movie will center around a woman dropping an unflushable log down the toilet of her date’s luxury apartment along the South Bank. [read...]
After the cast of Richard Curtis’s nauseating 2003 saccharine-fest Love, Actually reunited to film a short sequel for Comic Relief, people – oh all right, men – all over Britain have been forcibly reminded that some people – oh all right, [read...]
