It is normal to obsess about your best mate’s wife
Did you video their wedding as a ruse to film close-ups of the object of your obsession to repeatedly re-watch alone at your ‘pleasure?’ [read...]
Comic Relief founder Richard Curtis has spoken out about the many comedians who rely on the aid of Red Nose Day to sustain their careers and offset their tax liabilities. [read...]
Following Emma Thompson’s appearance at the Extinction Rebellion demo, more stars of Love Actually are set to highlight the effects on the environment of booking a flight and hopping across the Atlantic. Director Richard Curtis said that the cast felt morally obliged to act on this defining issue of our time as nothing could be worse than the impending climate disaster humanity has wreaked on the planet. [read...]
‘It’s almost like you’re entering a parallel universe,’ said John Lennon (78) who described himself as a retired musician and painter and decorator. ‘But here in Liverpool a universe without Freddie seems impossible.’ Lennon is one of a number of ordinary but offended Liverpudlians who has seen the new movie, [read...]
A skeletal young boy called Tembe, from a devasted village in the middle of a drought-stricken region of Eritrea, has complained that white Europeans turning up and saving his life sent completely the wrong message. [read...]
