NewsBiscuit

The news before it happens…

Posts Tagged ‘Richard Dawkins’

Evolution cannot explain existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins

dawkins‘Creationists serve no useful function in the planet’s ecosystem.’

Read more >

Posted: Apr 28th, 2013
More from From The Archives



New Archbishop to be chosen via TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent

will be asked to belch 'Archbishop of Canterbury' without pausing in the finale‘It’s high time people got to choose their Archbishop according to who can perform the best song and dance routine,’ said executive producer Simon Cowell. ‘I’m no theologian but I’m pretty sure it’s what Jesus would have wanted.’

Read more >

Posted: Mar 19th, 2012
More from Faith



Richard Dawkins to be new Archbishop of Canterbury

The general synod of the Church of England is expected to approve Richard Dawkins as the new head of the Church of England. A spokesman explained; ‘Whereas most of the candidates prevaricated over the question of the existence of God, Richard was quite clear.

Read more >

Posted: Mar 16th, 2012
More from News In Brief



Creationist urges police to charge him despite ‘complete lack of evidence’

God told him to do it, or maybe He didn't‘God told him to do it, or maybe He didn’t’

Read more >

Posted: Jan 2nd, 2012
More from Faith



Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn

‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’

Read more >

Posted: Jul 5th, 2011
More from UK News