A creationist has confused the whole of the judicial system by insisting the Crown Prosecution Service charge him with ‘threatening behaviour’ despite a complete lack of evidence.
‘Drought conditions aren’t an issue since they rarely wash, but they are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’
Posted: Jul 4th, 2011
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As the MV Darwin left Liverpool bound for the third world, reformed vicar Mike Hartnell contemplated his mission of going to the farthest reaches of the planet and persuading the natives that they ‘really shouldn’t rely too much on all that stuff they were told a little while ago.’
Posted: Sep 19th, 2010
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Organisers of the first international football tournament between the different world religions were close to abandoning the entire event this morning, after violence and scandal had marred the opening week.
A tricky opening derby between the rival Sunni and Shi’ite branches of Islam erupted into open violence on the pitch, followed by all out war leaving thousands dead, a whole region devastated, but both sides moderately satisfied with getting a point from the scrappy 0-0 draw. The atmosphere was not helped by the Sunni fans’ frustration at being unable to think up any rude chants to shout at the Shi’ites.
The late imposition of a strict no-mother policy had already led to the withdrawal of the Jewish side, and the Catholic team are still under investigation thanks to an overenthusiastic under-16 recruitment philosophy.
Posted: Jun 17th, 2010
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‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’
Posted: May 25th, 2010
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