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God does not believe in David Cameron

God has declared that He doesn’t believe in the existence of David Cameron, because He has personally seen no evidence of the party leader or his work, although He respects people comforted by a belief in Cameron

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2014
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New Archbishop to be chosen via TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent

will be asked to belch 'Archbishop of Canterbury' without pausing in the finale‘It’s high time people got to choose their Archbishop according to who can perform the best song and dance routine,’ said executive producer Simon Cowell. ‘I’m no theologian but I’m pretty sure it’s what Jesus would have wanted.’

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2012
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Richard Dawkins to be new Archbishop of Canterbury

The general synod of the Church of England is expected to approve Richard Dawkins as the new head of the Church of England. A spokesman explained; ‘Whereas most of the candidates prevaricated over the question of the existence of God, Richard was quite clear.

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2012
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Creationist urges police to charge him despite ‘complete lack of evidence’

God told him to do it, or maybe He didn'tA creationist has confused the whole of the judicial system by insisting the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) push forward and charge him with ‘threatening behaviour’ despite a complete lack of evidence.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2012
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New generation of missionaries sets sail for Third World to unspread word of Christianity

the only way to save their soulsAs the MV Darwin left Liverpool bound for the third world, reformed vicar Mike Hartnell contemplated his mission of going to the farthest reaches of the planet and persuading the natives that they ‘really shouldn’t rely too much on all that stuff they were told a little while ago.’

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2010
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