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Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn

‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2011
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New generation of missionaries sets sail for Third World to unspread word of Christianity

the only way to save their soulsAs the MV Darwin left Liverpool bound for the third world, reformed vicar Mike Hartnell contemplated his mission of going to the farthest reaches of the planet and persuading the natives that they ‘really shouldn’t rely too much on all that stuff they were told a little while ago.’

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2010
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Violence breaks out at first Inter-Faith World Cup

Mormon team brought ALL their wives and girlfriends‘Not helped by Sunni fans’ being unable to think up rude chants about Shi’ites’

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2010
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Synthetic life form accuses God of ‘playing science’

spirituality now yours for just £49.99‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’

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Posted: May 25th, 2010
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Pope unites with Dawkins to decree: ‘It’s the people that claim to be ‘a bit spiritual’ that are the real pain-in-the-arses’

Both agreed to have a dig at acupuncture‘It’s the ones who start getting mystical about life forces, and presence, and trees, for heaven’s sake’.

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Posted: Jan 12th, 2010
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