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Daily Mail joins long list of Clooney rejects

Read it and weepFollowing in the petite footsteps of Lisa Snowden, the Mail Online has been forced to finally accept that the ‘grey fox’, George Clooney, will never hold them in his big strong arms.

The newspaper’s jealous response to Mr. Clooney’s engagement to Amal Alamuddin has led to Clooney refusing to accept phone calls, bouquets of roses and romantic editorials about ‘stinky immigrants’ from the lovesick tabloid.

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2014
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Daily Mail launches weekly hardcore supplement for left-wing high dudgeon addicts

every single bloody day‘All we have to do is run a headline like ‘How long till asylum seekers open their own terror training academies in the suburbs?’ and stand back and wait for the fireworks.’

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2013
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Daily Mail and Guardian merge to create new Moral Guardian paper

Glenda Jackson's never looked so hot in a bikiniIn a move that has surprised media experts, the Daily Mail and the Guardian are to join forces to create the Moral Guardian, a new paper that combines both moral outrage AND delicious hummus recipes.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2013
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Before and after photos show devastating effect of reading the Daily Mail

A shocking series of photos released by the police shows the mortifying effects of Daily Mail addiction. In a series of before and after pictures, the horrific premature ageing of addicts is clearly demonstrated.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2013
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Daily Mail printing error accidentally adding homophobia to Richard Littlejohn columns

There were red faces at the Daily Mail yesterday as it was revealed that, due to a printing error, Richard Littlejohn’s readers have been left with the impression that he is an obsessive homophobe.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2012
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