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Looters apologise to communities for causing two days of visits by politicians
‘We have to accept that we were not prepared for the consequences of our actions,’ said a senior looter in Ealing, west London. [read...]
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Government to introduce protest fees for students
The coalition government today unveiled controversial plans to begin charging fees to students who wish to leave school and pursue a course in opposing government policy. [read...]
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Riots as US runs out of bullets
At 1.36 Eastern Standard Time the United States of America officially declared that they had run out of ammo. [read...]
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Cameron appeals for ‘calm’ so he can at least finish one holiday this year
David Cameron has today called for ‘calm’ throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday had to be interrupted. [read...]
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Belfast needs to be ‘more ginger, gay and Cockney’
Northern Ireland’s Chief Constable Matt Baggott has said that the only way the province can have a peaceful marching season is by sporting a red fluorescent mullet while wearing a lycra onesie covered in ‘mother of pearl’ [read...]