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Riots as US runs out of bullets
At 1.36 Eastern Standard Time the United States of America officially declared that they had run out of ammo. [read...]
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Cameron appeals for ‘calm’ so he can at least finish one holiday this year
David Cameron has today called for ‘calm’ throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday had to be interrupted. [read...]
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Belfast needs to be ‘more ginger, gay and Cockney’
Northern Ireland’s Chief Constable Matt Baggott has said that the only way the province can have a peaceful marching season is by sporting a red fluorescent mullet while wearing a lycra onesie covered in ‘mother of pearl’ [read...]
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Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare
Countries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas. [read...]
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Riot police helpless in face of angry, non-confrontational mob
Truncheon-wielding riot police were left helpless in Birmingham yesterday, as they attempted to control a passive-aggressive crowd who gave no indication of what they were protesting about. [read...]