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Met Office issues amber ‘nyah, nyah, ne-nyah, nyah’
A spokesman from the Met Office admitted today that the earlier warning to ‘stay indoors’, particularly on Friday, was simply a ruse to clear the roads for their staff. [read...]
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Pensioner mistakes mineshaft for 3D pavement art
In a tragic case of life-imitating-pavement-art, Black Country pensioner Enoch Beasley fell into a massive mineshaft which had opened up in front of his local pub, The Miner’s Arms in Tipton. [read...]
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Government unveils ‘unnecessary road sign ahead’ road sign
Motorists will no longer have to worry about whether to take notice of road signs, after the Government unveils plans to introduce ‘unnecessary road sign’ signs before pointless, irritating signs like ‘Flood’, ‘No giant windmills here’, [read...]
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Nation’s spice racks raided for salt substitutes
With the national shortage of salt and grit getting worse, local authorities throughout the UK are calling on residents to donate their unused herbs and spices to protect Britain’s roads. [read...]