After decades of unrivalled success Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory may eventually be approaching meltdown. Issuing a profit warning – ahead of first quarterly earnings for 2018 – the famous chocolatier referred to the pending impact of the new sugar tax. [read...]
Having discovered that sleeping patterns impact on performance levels, researchers at the University of Birmingham have now revealed that top athletes perform best when their passage from wakefulness to sleep includes chapters read from Harry Potter, [read...]
Much loved children’s author Roald Dahl is to be wedgied, teased and will probably lose his lunch money over the award of a gold Blue Peter Badge, it has emerged. [read...]
Diminutive factory workers for the Wonka confectionary brand have spoken out about dangerous working conditions and cruel treatment at the hands of Willy Wonka in the wake of the sweet maker’s death. The confectioner was already under investigation for a series of disappearances of children in the local area, [read...]
According to sources in Buckingham palace, the BBC’s Business Editor Robert Peston is to receive an honorary ‘R’ in the Queen’s Birthday Honours List next month, ‘for services to entertainment’.
The conferring of letters is an ancient Royal favour dating back to the mediaeval times when an extra ‘L’ [read...]