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Great white shark seen in Atlantic on its way to take over Co-op Bank

can't wait to sink its teeth inA great white shark that was spotted crossing from one side of the Atlantic to the other is on its way to hold discussions with the board of directors at the Co-op Bank, according to the head of the expedition tracking it.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2014
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Robert Peston deployed to Afghanistan as a manned drone

He's NEV-er seen ANythinggg! LIKE it‘Peston’s role will be to reconnoitre enemy terrain, identify Taliban insurgents and then subdue them by talking for hours in his excruciatingly slow, dull monotone,’ explained the Defence Secretary.

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2012
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Standard and Poor’s threaten to downgrade Kepler 22-b credit rating

Credit rating agency Standard & Poor’s has today warned newly discovered planet Kepler 22-b that it may downgrade its AAA credit rating if it fails to put appropriate measures in place to kick-start its flagging economy.

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2011
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Robert Peston’s smugness growing as world nears economic meltdown

models his voice on fluctuations in the stock market - currently very deep‘We’ve tried to get him doing some positive stories about economic growth, but he thinks he’s the poster boy of economic Armageddon.’

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2011
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Robert Peston to be awarded an ‘R’ in Queen’s Birthday Honours

According to sources in Buckingham palace, the BBC’s Business Editor Robert Peston is to receive an honorary ‘R’ in the Queen’s Birthday Honours List next month, ‘for services to entertainment’.

The conferring of letters is an ancient Royal favour dating back to the mediaeval times when an extra ‘L’ was awarded to Wales in 1302 …

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Posted: May 8th, 2009
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