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Abramovich names Abramovich as new Chelsea manager

Da!Roman Abramovich has been confirmed as the new manager of Chelsea by Roman Abramovich following the departure of hapless stooge Roberto di Matteo, who inexcusably lost a couple of games whilst managing the team for a pittance.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2012
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Abramovich sacks Abramovich

‘It has become something of a tradition that someone gets sacked when our Champions’ League campaign comes to an end. Only I’d already fired the manager.’

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Posted: May 22nd, 2012
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Chelsea sack Benitez prior to appointment

‘We took this action to save everyone time and money,’ explained a spokesman for Chelsea Football Club.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2012
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