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Daily Mail fears celebrity paedophile shortage

Editorial staff at the Daily Mail are in crisis talks after realising that most of the lovable celebrity paedophiles have been unmasked.

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Posted: Aug 25th, 2014
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Celebrities to be fitted with cat bells ‘to give kids a chance’

Under new Home Office guidelines, all celebrities are to be surgically fitted with cat bells so that children can hear them approaching.

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2014
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Rolf Harris verdict: ‘Cook should resign,’ says Warne

Shane Warne has pulled no punches in his reaction to the Rolf Harris guilty verdict. ‘Alistair Cook has to go,’ said the frozen-faced Aussie. “Those last eight overs before tea last week were the worst captaincy I’ve seen in 150 years of watching cricket.’

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2014
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‘Last Man Standing’ award for Tony Blackburn

After months of questioning, investigation and developed vetting, Tony Blackburn has received the Radio Academy Award for being the last DJ from the seventies still at liberty to work.

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Posted: May 13th, 2014
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TV entertainer announces retirement from sex offending

There were sighs of regret and words of respect in the world of show business today as veteran comedian and presenter Timmy Handley announced his withdrawal from sex offending, after a 55-year career in which he bestrode the field like a colossus.

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Posted: May 11th, 2014
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