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Dating agency discovers God on its books

‘His profile read ‘Creator, tired of singularity, seeks Big Bang’, so I thought I’d give him a whirl,’ said divorcee JuicyLucy324 (nonsmkr, 38DD, no Greek, GSoH).

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Posted: May 28th, 2012
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Clinton Cards launches range of equivocal Valentine’s cards for unfulfilling relationships

Clinton offering once-a-year chance for honest declaration of apathy‘The last thing you want to be doing on the most romantic day of the year is raising expectations.’

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2012
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Mills and Boon sex education textbooks criticised for glamourising the unquenchable fires of love-play

ripping yarns‘Penchant for exhilarating sex with topless manual labourers, whose skin glistens in the morning sun like fresh dew on a rosebud.’

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Posted: May 26th, 2011
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Families of gorgeous Bollywood couple happily accept their relationship

might even kiss, one dayA highly attractive and wealthy young couple from Mumbai have reported delight and astonishment at their extended families being entirely supportive of their relationship, removing the need for any anguish to be expressed in song.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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Tony Blair now receiving letters from women who usually make advances to violent prisoners

women strangely attracted to those on the edge of society‘Dear Tony, I find your alleged complicity in war crimes and association with human rights abusers to be strangely arousing.’

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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