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Rooney equals Charlton’s record on stupid hair cuts

Much to the delight of San Marino fans, Wayne Rooney put on a vintage display of ball skills and ‘comb-overs’ during their Euro 2016 qualifier. The England captain has now matched Sir Bobby Charlton’s distinguished career of covering up baldness, with a ‘head merkin that defies belief’.

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Posted: Sep 7th, 2015
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Wayne Rooney told to choose between hair loss treatments

Unsettled Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been told that he needs to end speculation about his future and decide once-and-for-all which hair loss product he wishes to be associated with.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2013
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On-the-run Manchester United found cowering in Wythenshawe storm drain

nowhere else left to hide from the humiliationIt was an ignominous end to a brutal tyranny which has blighted the Premier League for over 42 years, but Manchester United have finally been caught cowering in a storm drain in Wythenshawe, the place of their birth.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2011
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Oik! magazine: London Mayor exclusive!

Oik! Out now!

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2009
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