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Brooks cleared of ‘ever having been married to Ross Kemp’

In what is being seen as a complete character vindication, Rebekah Brooks was today cleared by the High Court of all allegations of marriage to a ‘soft-shite mockney’.

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Posted: Jun 24th, 2014
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Phone hacking trial indirectly caused wine shortage

‘Our client wishes to maintain her innocence – and an alcoholic stupor,’ said Rebekah Brooks’s counsel. ‘A few bottles of a nice claret for medicinal purposes can give anyone the Dutch courage to ignore all ethical boundaries, urinate behind the butchers in Chipping Norton High Street and marry Ross Kemp.’

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2013
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Rebekah Brooks should go now, urges Gaddafi

wave after wave of reprisals expected‘She may well be charismatic, but she’s also power-daft,’ said Gaddafi. ‘I don’t think she can hold out much longer. It’s getting embarrassing, y’know?’

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2011
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