A spokesperson for the □□□□□ and □□□□□ of □□□□□ has announced the happy news that the □□□□□, who currently live in □□□□□, are expecting a □□□□□.
Due in □□□□□ months’ time, the whole family is reportedly looking forward to ‘a little □□□□□ or □□□□□ for □□□□□’. [read...]
Due to unbecoming sexual misbehaviour by senior royals over several decades returning like last night’s foie gras, more and more common folk are claiming love-child status and pursuing their rightful inheritance of royal thrones, titles and tickets for major sporting events. [read...]
Despite having been ensconced in a womb for 9 months until very, very recently, it would appear that every single person on the internet is taking a break from snarking at each other to blame the poor little sod for something. [read...]
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has said she is ‘absolutely thrilled’ to learn of the engagement between her brother-in-law Prince Harry and the young, poised and multi-talented actress and international women’s rights advocate Meghan Markle. ‘Yes, [read...]
Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton have announced the impending launch of a new heir to the throne, as part of their ongoing ‘royal proliferation programme’. The announcement comes after two previous launches in 2013 and 2015, [read...]
