Due to unbecoming sexual misbehaviour by senior royals over several decades returning like last night’s foie gras, more and more common folk are claiming love-child status and pursuing their rightful inheritance of royal thrones, titles and tickets for major sporting events. [read...]
Despite having been ensconced in a womb for 9 months until very, very recently, it would appear that every single person on the internet is taking a break from snarking at each other to blame the poor little sod for something. [read...]
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has said she is ‘absolutely thrilled’ to learn of the engagement between her brother-in-law Prince Harry and the young, poised and multi-talented actress and international women’s rights advocate Meghan Markle. ‘Yes, [read...]
Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton have announced the impending launch of a new heir to the throne, as part of their ongoing ‘royal proliferation programme’. The announcement comes after two previous launches in 2013 and 2015, [read...]
The Metropolitan Police are currently investigating a republican plot against the monarchy. This culminated in an evening of entertainment last Saturday so horrendous as to almost depress Her Majesty into abdicating. Fortunately, the arrival of yet another royal sprog two days later appears to have stabilised the situation for now. [read...]
