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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2013
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Cambridge Commemorative Baby Souvenirs – Feature

includes 'Milk it!' range of baby bottles
Look out for those royal umbilical snip clamps.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2013
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PM unveils curbs on ‘exploitative, degrading, irritating’ Royal baby coverage

determined to shut down access to baby pornEvery household in the UK is to have endless, vacuous reporting of the birth and infancy of the Royal baby blocked by their internet provider unless they choose to receive it, David Cameron has announced.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2013
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Alan Titchmarsh and Alistair Darling rushed in to ‘bore the Royal baby out’

don't get him started on the fecundity of naturePrince William has enlisted the services of gardening guru Alan Titchmarsh, with help from former chancellor Alistair Darling, in a desperate bid to induce the future monarch out of Kate Middleton’s womb by the magic of tedium.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2013
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William rules out ‘Vindaloo and shag’ option for inducing future monarch

The Gynaecologist Royal Dr Sir Mark Smedhurst was rebuffed today after suggesting the time honoured solution of a blistering hot curry and a vigorous seeing to as a way of hastening much-awaited events in the Royal Household.

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2013
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