The UK came together as one last night, ignoring the growing North-South divide on property prices, to applaud the ‘selfless heroes’ returning to their work as estate agents, letting agents and valuation managers and bravely driving their branded Minis to viewings where they might have to put up with any number of dimwits and timewasters…. [read...]
After several weeks of roaming in the wilderness, Prince Harry and Princess Meghan have found sanctuary in a fairy tale castle. The turreted Disneyland Castle, in Anaheim California, has been offered to them, along with the promise of tight security, [read...]
The grandparents, Jane and Dave Johnston, issued the denial after their son and daughter-in-law suggested they were using the coronavirus, and the elderly’s susceptibility to it, as an excuse to avoid babysitting duties. [read...]
Buckingham Place has called an Emergency Session following the news that the Princess Royal has gone feral. The Princess, who was on a weekend shooting visit to Balmoral, was seen by staff leaving the Castle on Sunday morning in a ‘rather-bedraggled’ state. [read...]
London tourist attraction Madame Tussauds has confirmed that in light of this week’s announcement by The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, it has moved its figures of the former Royal couple out into the back yard next to the skips just beside the melting furnace. [read...]
