Labour has confirmed that the pledge contained in their leaked draft manifesto to put the Royal Family up against the wall and shoot them is unlikely to make the final version. ‘The shooting of the Royal Family was just one of many radical ideas we have been stir frying in the policy wok’ says Head… [read...]
On the campaign trail today, Theresa May urged Britons to vote Conservative stating that only they will promise everyone the same opportunities as the richest family in the country. ‘We believe everyone should have the right to work until they are 95′, [read...]
Prince Philip will no longer be available to stereotype foreigners after this August, Buckingham Palace has announced. The Duke, who turns 96 this month, said that the time has come to hand over duty for pulling slitty-eyes faces at Chinese people to a younger generation of insensitive upper class twits. [read...]
Scientists at Cambridge have said that genetically modified Royals could help produce a more productive and intelligent monarchy. Currently, the Royal gene pool is missing many genes found at other levels of society, such as the empathy gene and the work ethic gene, [read...]
Buckingham Palace has announced that the Queen will now officially work from home. Prince Philip, husband of 90 year old monarch, is quoted as saying that ‘she is delighted with what she has got done in the last fortnight, [read...]
