The ETB spokesman pointed out that the Cambridge Bump would disappear in the summer and sightseers would have to wait at least nine months for sight of Cambridge Bump Mark 2.
Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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‘We hope that this mother of all house-shares, bringing together all the royal households complete with multiple retinues of ladies-in-waiting, under butlers and corgi-wallahs, will fill the residence enough to satisfy the tax inspectors when they call.’
Posted: Mar 13th, 2013
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‘We’ve taken the partnership as far as we can’, said Pippa Middleton’s arse yesterday. ‘I’m merely acknowledging what the public already knows: that I’m the one with the talent.’
Posted: Jan 11th, 2013
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Prime Minister David Cameron has been put in an awkward position after staff at No.10 reported the disappearance of a number of wallets, handbags and mobile phones immediately following the Queen’s visit to Downing Street yesterday.
George Osborne today confirmed the launch of the UK’s first Future Sovereign Wealth Fund, tasked with ‘creating and sustaining a world-class Royal Baby Expert Industry for at least the next 21 bloody years’.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2012
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