‘I do have a recollection of an incline, that is certain’, recalled the Duke of York, speaking to Newsnight about the number of staff he had and how they were deployed. ‘As a member of the royal family we come into daily contact with anything from a gentle slope to a steep escarpment, [read...]
Following his interview on BBC’s Newsnight, judged by reviewers of public relation weaseling as ‘almost as believable as a Trump tweet’, Prince Andrew has released his new book just in time for the Christmas rush. [read...]
Referring to the Second Amendment, a White House aide speaking to the BBC today revealed that mass shooting is a right bestowed upon every US citizen. ‘With the Second Amendment, the Founding Fathers clearly affirmed their intention that all US citizens have the right to shoot any people they choose,’ [read...]
The statement comes after the rogue state fired several short-range ballistic monarchs from its South Hwanghae province into the sea. [read...]
‘I don’t think she realised how popular Windy Castle is in the UK’ said Time’s Jared West ‘it’s totally insane over there…they even use the theme tune as their national anthem….that’s how insane it is’ [read...]
