It has emerged that the Queen and her family of so-called ‘Windsors’ are having their bags packed for up-state Germany to avoid being caught in the cross-fire of Britain’s upcoming civil war. When Prince Charles was spotted in Fortnum & [read...]
The Queen is said to be disappointed after the £52m spent on Royal Weddings in 2018 had failed to heal the ‘deep divisions in society’ the way she had imagined. Hopes that the sight of Princess Eugene enjoying a £3m horse drawn carriage ride through the streets of Windsor on her wedding day might be… [read...]
Prime Minister David Cameron has been put in an awkward position after staff at No.10 reported the disappearance of a number of wallets, handbags and mobile phones immediately following the Queen’s visit to Downing Street yesterday. [read...]
Referring to the Second Amendment, a White House aide speaking to the BBC today revealed that mass shooting is a right bestowed upon every US citizen. ‘With the Second Amendment, the Founding Fathers clearly affirmed their intention that all US citizens have the right to shoot any people they choose,’ [read...]
Buoyed by the success of her solo door-closing exploits, and inspired by hit TV series Bodyguard, Meghan Markle has decided to go the whole hog and re-train as a Close Protection Officer. ‘I really like guns’, [read...]
