Donald Trump has emerged as shock choice to become Godparent to new Royal baby Archie. ‘I’d be the best Godfather since that Brando guy Don Perignon, trust me folks one day little ol’ Archie could be King of all Great Brexit and the United Kingdom of Londonland. [read...]
It has emerged that the Queen and her family of so-called ‘Windsors’ are having their bags packed for up-state Germany to avoid being caught in the cross-fire of Britain’s upcoming civil war. When Prince Charles was spotted in Fortnum & [read...]
The Queen is said to be disappointed after the £52m spent on Royal Weddings in 2018 had failed to heal the ‘deep divisions in society’ the way she had imagined. Hopes that the sight of Princess Eugene enjoying a £3m horse drawn carriage ride through the streets of Windsor on her wedding day might be… [read...]
Prime Minister David Cameron has been put in an awkward position after staff at No.10 reported the disappearance of a number of wallets, handbags and mobile phones immediately following the Queen’s visit to Downing Street yesterday. [read...]
Referring to the Second Amendment, a White House aide speaking to the BBC today revealed that mass shooting is a right bestowed upon every US citizen. ‘With the Second Amendment, the Founding Fathers clearly affirmed their intention that all US citizens have the right to shoot any people they choose,’ [read...]
