Referring to the Second Amendment, a White House aide speaking to the BBC today revealed that mass shooting is a right bestowed upon every US citizen. ‘With the Second Amendment, the Founding Fathers clearly affirmed their intention that all US citizens have the right to shoot any people they choose,’ [read...]
Buoyed by the success of her solo door-closing exploits, and inspired by hit TV series Bodyguard, Meghan Markle has decided to go the whole hog and re-train as a Close Protection Officer. ‘I really like guns’, [read...]
Helen Mirren ‘ready’ to reprise her award-winning role in ‘The Queen’. [read...]
In an effort to cut government expenditure, the public will be allowed to catch and eat minor members of the Royal Family from today, it has been announced. There are reports that two of them are already “missing, [read...]
To counterbalance the crime of ‘hate speech’, Her Majesty the Queen has asked parliament to enact a Bill criminalising ‘Love Speech’ after Pastor Curry mentioned the word 978 times a minute during Harry and Meghan’s wedding. [read...]
