Walt Disney Studios say they have unearthed what is believed to be the very first animated cartoon film ever produced by the company. The nitrate print reel was recently discovered by a cleaner at the back of a cupboard at Disney Studios and is thought to date from 1925. [read...]
Tory councillors have demanded a crackdown on aggressive freeloaders invited to the Royal Wedding. However, police fear that once they have arrested all the beggars and meth users there will be no one left in the Royal Party. [read...]
Changes to the royal succession laws unveiled this week mean that future potential kings and queens of the United Kingdom will now be selected by a new ITV talent show. [read...]
Labour has confirmed that the pledge contained in their leaked draft manifesto to put the Royal Family up against the wall and shoot them is unlikely to make the final version. ‘The shooting of the Royal Family was just one of many radical ideas we have been stir frying in the policy wok’ says Head… [read...]
On the campaign trail today, Theresa May urged Britons to vote Conservative stating that only they will promise everyone the same opportunities as the richest family in the country. ‘We believe everyone should have the right to work until they are 95′, [read...]
