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UK braced for another sixty years of royal good deeds

The UK is faced with sixty years of the Duchess of Cambridge performing good deeds warn royal watchers.
On her third good deed engagement in a fortnight visiting a therapeutic art school in Oxford, the Duchess this week signalled her intention of spending the next sixty years walking along rows of admirers interrogating them about their dreadful mundane lives.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2012
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Nation enthralled as Kate does thing

apparently she's married to thingummy whatsitWearing a stunning double crepe wool coat in sumptuous chestnut brown, Catherine visited Liverpool or somewhere and saw some children who were probably sick or something like that.

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Posted: Feb 15th, 2012
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What Queen actually needs is a stiff drink, insists Palace

After Prince Harry claimed that the Queen relies on the love and support of The Duke of Edinburgh, Buckingham Palace has rebuked him publicly and insisted that she actually relies on a steady supply of gin to get her through the tedious business of reigning over us.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2012
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CRB check to include compulsory test on the works of Julia Donaldson

Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that childcare professionals wishing to apply for a CRB check must also ‘demonstrate sufficient knowledge’ on the works of popular author and Children’s Laureate, Julia Donaldson.

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2012
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Michael Gove to give Queen flowers ‘and maybe big toblerone’

After seeing his suggestion of celebrating the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee by building a new royal yacht, at a cost to the taxpayer of £60m, rejected, Michael Gove has admitted that there is now ‘every chance’ that he’ll just get the Queen some flowers instead, ‘and maybe a Toblerone’.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2012
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