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Man living under a rock ‘bloody tired’ of Royal updates

A man living under a large rock in the middle of the Sahara desert with his eyes shut and fingers lodged in his ears has bemoaned the insufferable level of coverage about the Royal Family he has been exposed to.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2014
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Royals uphold tradition of getting w*nkered after christening

next one to be held in Las VegasThe royal bender, which lasted ‘well into the evening’, according to seasoned observers, finally came to an end when Thames Valley Police fished a number of semi-naked royals from the banks of the River Thames.

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Posted: Oct 27th, 2013
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Grangemouth workers not included as godparents to Prince George

INEOS chairman, Jim Ratcliffe, has made it clear that unless the petrochemical workforce adopt reduced pensions, double-barrelled surnames and a taste for white truffles they will not be invited to St James’s Palace.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2013
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Police rescue ginger child from travelling family believed not to be his parents

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2013
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Fears that Prince William’s military exit will see him a homeless drunk by 2015

Anxious colleagues believe that the prince lacks the strong support network which helps many servicemen and women adjust to life outside the Army, Navy or RAF.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2013
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