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Queen announces hereditary Order of Diana Crash Investigators

With conspiracy and counter-conspiracy theories concerning the famous accident heading into their seventeenth year, Her Majesty has decided to bring all the pomp and pageantry the public has come to expect from Royal activities to the procedure of probing the insane suspicions of the latest crackpot.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2013
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Fears that Royal baby may be victim of ‘accident of birth’

it's getting the silver spoon out intact that's going to be the tricky bitSources close to the royal family say there is widespread fear that the yet-to-be-born next-monarch-but-two might suffer from ‘accident of birth’ syndrome.

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2013
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Royal Family to be fracked for shale gas

Exploratory abdominal surgery on the Duke of Edinburgh has exposed gas reserves much ‘bigger than first thought’. The operation, under general anaesthetic, has revealed upwards of 170 trillion cubic feet of natural gas and will pave the way for the licensing to exploit further Royals.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2013
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‘Cambridge Bump’ more popular visitor attraction than the Gherkin

The ETB spokesman pointed out that the Cambridge Bump would disappear in the summer and sightseers would have to wait at least nine months for sight of Cambridge Bump Mark 2.

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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Entire Royal family move in together to beat bedroom tax

‘We hope that this mother of all house-shares, bringing together all the royal households complete with multiple retinues of ladies-in-waiting, under butlers and corgi-wallahs, will fill the residence enough to satisfy the tax inspectors when they call.’

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2013
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