The announcement by Boris Johnson to support the British military to the tune of £16.5bn, or a dozen Track and Trace programs, has hastily been given the green light, due to news of a child being launched from a nuclear submarine at a fundraising event. [read...]
As Hurricane Irma continues to bring devastation to the eastern Caribbean, thousands of inhabitants of the tiny islands in the path of the killer storm are fleeing to the relative sanctuary of Olly Murs’ gigantic face after the pop icon was towed into position and anchored off the coast of The British Virgin Islands by… [read...]
Great Britain has sent a firm message to the world by revealing its latest Royal Navy warship is named after a sprightly but rather frail 91-year-old woman. Foreign navies are quaking in their bell-bottoms at the prospect of facing HMS Queen Elizabeth, [read...]
‘There is still the small but measurable risk of a one-man suicide submarine traversing London’s Victorian-era sewers, arriving under the Olympic village and launching cruise missiles through an uncovered toilet.’ [read...]
Following an auditor’s report that the Ministry of Defence lost track of assets worth £6.3bn, embarrassed officials confirmed last night that the department had also managed to mislay a small war it was conducting. [read...]
