As the day of William and Kate’s wedding draws near, concern is growing that the patriotic flags and knick-knacks being displayed in the cul-de-sac’s front windows are a genuine show of royalist fervour, and not – as was originally assumed – an ironic post-modern gesture. [read...]
Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Prince William and Kate Middleton are ‘Delighted and overwhelmed’ by the special royal wedding black pudding produced by Bolton farmer Fred McGee [read...]
The motives behind Buckingham Palace’s enthusiasm for a ‘traditional, old-fashioned wedding’ for Prince William became apparent today when it was explained that this meant that Kate Middleton’s father would have to pay for the entire event. [read...]
A B&Q survey discovered that most people would much rather place their vitals in a cauldron of boiling water than watch a pair of privileged chancers, while eating burned sausages and waving plastic flags. [read...]
A recording of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding night will be available to view on popular adult website BrideBangers.com within hours of the happy couple fully consummating their marriage.
‘This is a great honour and an enormous responsibility,’ said website owner Marc Lebowski. [read...]