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Royal couple ‘Delighted’ with Bolton farmer’s commemorative black pudding

Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Prince William and Kate Middleton are ‘Delighted and overwhelmed’ by the special royal wedding black pudding produced by Bolton farmer Fred McGee

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2011
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Wills and Kate; ‘traditional wedding’ means bride’s dad has to pay for everything

flowers to be picked from outside the Abbey on the dayThe motives behind Buckingham Palace’s enthusiasm for a ‘traditional, old-fashioned wedding’ for Prince William became apparent today when it was explained that this meant that Kate Middleton’s father would have to pay for the entire event.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011
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Royal Wedding Cauldron now outselling B-B-Q says B&Q

A B&Q survey discovered that most people would much rather place their vitals in a cauldron of boiling water than watch a pair of privileged chancers, while eating burned sausages and waving plastic flags.

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2011
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Royal wedding night to be released on

a perfect finale for all the street partiesA recording of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding night will be available to view on popular adult website within hours of the happy couple fully consummating their marriage.

‘This is a great honour and an enormous responsibility,’ said website owner Marc Lebowski. ‘The royal wedding, and resultant bedroom action, means so much to millions of people all over the world – we have to capture every note and every nuance perfectly in grainy night-vision format and have the recording ready within minutes of the end of the ‘royal prerogative.’

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2011
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Towels top Royal couple’s wedding list

Kate Middleton and Prince William revealed today that they have set up an Argos wedding list aimed at their less affluent family members, and top of their wish-list is a 6-piece towel bale in a tasteful cappuccino colour.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2011
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