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Royal hitman ‘Phil the Greek’ mulls one last job

not in my Manor!Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s most notorious crime family, is apparently considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday and liquidating a young family member known as Andy ‘Duke of York’ for bringing humiliation on the clan.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2011
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William and Kate to be known as ‘Widdleton’

In a surprise break from tradition, the Queen has announced that Prince William and Kate Middleton will not be awarded the customary dukedom on their wedding in April, but will instead follow the recent convention of celebrity couples and be known as ‘Widdleton’.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2011
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Clegg to be pageboy at Royal wedding, confirms proud Cameron

A proud David and Samantha Cameron have announced that their little darling Nick Clegg will toddle down the aisle as a pageboy at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on 29 April, if he can make it all the way on his own without tears or backbench rebellions.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2011
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Wills and Kate to marry in Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

will spend honeymoon putting tarmac on drives somewhere in Africa‘They’ve decided to go full gypo,’ said the Duke of Edinburgh in language which has drawn criticism from the traveller community.

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2011
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Kate Middleton still has to ‘earn the right’ to appear on reality TV shows

Speculation that Princess in Waiting, Kate Middleton, may make her public debut in a TV reality show have been dashed by media experts.

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Posted: Jan 25th, 2011
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