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Kate’s bump ‘not yet engaging public enough’ laments Mail

Shocking figures today reveal that the majority of the British public don’t yet give a stuff whether the Duchess of Cambridge’s baby bump is small, medium or large despite enormous media coverage.

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2013
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European newspapers print naked Royal baby pics

exclusive to all papers with contacts among the medical staffNewspapers in several European countries have printed scans of the unclothed child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The intimate ultrasounds show the still genderless tot relaxing naked in a sac of amniotic fluid.

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2012
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God finally agrees to save Queen

One is with GodAfter years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2012
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BBC man claims ‘Queen touched my knee under the table’

she was majestic, magnanimous, magnificentBuckingham Palace has again been rocked by claims made by a senior war correspondent, this time John Simpson claiming that during a state banquet in honour of The Sultan Of Brunei in 2006 Her Majesty made an inappropriate advance to him when she slid her hand beneath the table and fondled his knee during a speech by the foreign secretary.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2012
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Woman said to have done the same job for sixty years never actually had a job

Claims that a Windsor woman has done the same job for sixty years have been challenged on the grounds that she has never had a job.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012
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