Renowned Remain lawyer and killer of foxes, Jolyon Maugham, has set out an ambitious schedule of vermin and referendum ‘elimination’. Wearing his wife’s green kimono, he promised to use a baseball bat or any blunt instrument to ensure the safety of his chickens and to stop any turkey voting for Christmas. [read...]
Subsequently, the man killed three of the cats that were very badly injured by the many dangerous obstacles that he had put in their way. [read...]
‘In stable number 6 we had a radio, tv, everything. Back in Piraeus my bank had just repossessed the stereo – what did I have to lose?’ [read...]
‘Puppies are so cute, but those last 14 years or so can really drag.’ [read...]
In a last-ditch attempt to swing the vote in the Scottish independence referendum , the ‘Yes’ camp has launched a series of posters and television advertisements sponsored by the RSPCA. [read...]
