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NSPCC awarded ‘Charity Bin Bag of the Year’

could hold way more old curry trays than the competitionThe bag beat off strong competition from Help the Aged and Mencap, and was praised for its ability to hold up to 25kg of household refuse.

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2011
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Cameron to tackle rubbish crisis by tactical deployment of Wombles

‘The Wombles are only supposed to be called in at times of national emergency, but Great Uncle Bulgaria has kindly agreed to help.’

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Posted: Jan 14th, 2011
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Scientists announce ‘Computers not that good’

Share prices in technology players tumbled last night as a shock report announced that, ‘when all is said and done, computers are a bit rubbish.’ The report’s author, John Edwards of Xerox’s Paolo Alto research centre stated: ‘It just came to me in a blinding flash- these machines just aren’t all that.’

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Posted: May 18th, 2010
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Council designates teenager’s bedroom as landfill site

A sixteen-year-old boy from Hampshire has been disappointed by Basingstoke & Deane Borough Council’s decision to designate his bedroom as a local landfill site, after an investigation by environmental health officials and years of nagging by his mother.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2010
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Richmond council to extend recycling scheme to nannies

Au pairs left out with bottles, cans and newspapers.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2008
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