The RFU got a post Halloween fright today when they realised that the Rugby World Cup went on after England’s group stage exit, culminating in someone actually winning it.
‘I woke up on Monday morning in a cold sweat convinced I had left the lights on in my car or something,’ said organising Chairman Brian Yeoman. [read...]
Having had all holiday leave cancelled in order to deal with the wrath of the free carrier bag-loving public, British police are arming themselves heavily against the expected violent backlash of Monday shoppers.
We can’t rely on the English taking the change in their stride like the Welsh, [read...]
The Council Of White People Trying to Sound Soulful has sent an urgent letter to Ms Fay Yee Yaith, urging her to ‘Tow Woo Whoan It Dow Oww Owwwoooooon a bit’. [read...]
New version will celebrate drinking lager and mooning [read...]
The International Rugby Board has finally agreed to lift the policy which has sought to bar openly-heterosexual players from the game. [read...]
