Several thousand channel-flickers have reported their shock at learning that Rugby League is still being played in remote regions of Britain. The sport, a primitive version of many now highly popular ball games across the world, [read...]
The Government has realised that our greatest sporting triumphs can only be achieved by Yorkshiremen and women – such as Danny Willett’s 2016 Masters Golf victory, the 2015 Ashes winning Yorkshire County Cricket Club, and Bogsnorkelling World Record holder Haydn Pitchforth – [read...]
Campaigners have urged that Rugby football should no longer be played by schoolchildren, due to the danger of them all being killed or at least permanently crippled by hideous injuries sustained during tackles. A bigger threat to health and education than being ‘spit-roasted’ [read...]
The BBC has announced that an unpredictable outbreak of murder, suicide, accidental death, lethal machinery malfunction, alien abduction and Ebola will hit Ambridge, leading to a veritable genocide of characters from The Archers. [read...]
The English have admitted that, according the strictest interpretation of the rules, the Rugby World Cup is still in progress. [read...]
