‘I wondered whether people would think I was some kind of high-functioning alcoholic if I ordered a premium lager along with my bacon sandwich before the sun has even come up’ [read...]
Several thousand channel-flickers have reported their shock at learning that Rugby League is still being played in remote regions of Britain. The sport, a primitive version of many now highly popular ball games across the world, [read...]
Admin assistant, Gareth Jacobs, has admitted to friends that he spent the weekend panicking about which topic his colleagues will want to talk about at work today. The past weekend has had big matches in the 6 Nations Championship and in both the Premier League and the FA Cup and despite it already being lunchtime,… [read...]
A rugby player who always takes the spot kicks for his team has realised that his recent poor form may due to the bizarre run-up he employs. [read...]
The Government has realised that our greatest sporting triumphs can only be achieved by Yorkshiremen and women – such as Danny Willett’s 2016 Masters Golf victory, the 2015 Ashes winning Yorkshire County Cricket Club, and Bogsnorkelling World Record holder Haydn Pitchforth – [read...]
