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Cameron buys muzzle for Cable

can't teach an old dog new tricksNo. 10 Downing Street has confirmed that after a series of ‘nasty little incidents’, the Prime Minister’s faithful old Business Secretary Vince Cable will now have to wear a muzzle to prevent him attacking Mr Cameron’s friends.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2011
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New Wapping theme park to open as ‘Newsofthe World’

Exclusive!To enter ‘Newsofthe World’ is to enter a magical kingdom where nothing is quite what it seems. All you need to bring with you, the brochures urge, is a suspension of your own disbelief.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2011
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Brooks adopts ‘light cannot exist without darkness’ defence in Committee Enquiry

Rebekah Brooks wrong-footed the Commons Media Committee today by claiming that her actions during her reign of terror within NewsCorp were required to bring balance to life itself.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2011
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Rupert Murdoch ‘has no recollection’ of shaving foam attack

Rupert Murdoch insisted he could not recall being attacked yesterday afternoon by a man in a checked shirt wielding a paper plate loaded with shaving foam. ‘A paper what?’ he asked reporters after leaving the Select Committee room. ‘Don’t know anything about that.’

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2011
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Cameron to give Satan ‘second chance’ as No.10 press secretary

important to have connectionsPrime Minister David Cameron has today denied accusations of poor judgement after confirming that he has appointed Satan, former overseer of hell, as his new director of communications in Downing Street.

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2011
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