In an effort to save the roll-out of a ‘world-beating’ corona-virus vaccine program threatened by a lack of qualified healthcare professionals, Russia is re-deploying secret-agents to make up the short-fall. “Originally our reputation as champions of humanitarian causes didn’t translate into the demand for vaccinations we expected. [read...]
After Germany said that there was “unequivocal proof” that Alexei Navalny was poisoned with Novichok the members of NATO have unanimously agreed to tut and shake their heads at Russia in response. The use of a military grade nerve agent in the poisoning of an opposition politician points strongly toward the involvement of the Russian… [read...]
Unable to find any direct evidence of Russian election tampering, the UK’s Intelligence Community said they needed extra time and resources in order to make some up. Logically, the only way to ensure other countries do not rig our elections, [read...]
In recognition of its new role as scapegoat for any votes that don’t go the way the elites want, Russia will in future be referred to as ‘the big bad wolf’ in all official documents. [read...]
For the first time in living memory The Kremlin has admitted involvement in something. After years locked in a Cold War mentality of denying everything, from introducing nerve agents to the menu’s of UK fast food outlets and hacking Primark servers to steal state fashion secrets, [read...]
