In the light of old and new Russian links and renewed friendships President Trump has ordered a revamp of the White House Library with a special section dedicated to Russia. The new Dewey Decimal Classification System includes the following classifications for Republican researchers and presidential staff currently hanging on to their jobs. [read...]
The government has denied any wrongdoing in the General Election, despite the leak of the 2017 results on Wikileaks weeks before polling day. ‘What is more important,’ said Prime Minister Theresa May today, ‘is who leaked the results early?’ [read...]
A Russian foreign ministry official has today contradicted reports that a list of ‘banned’ politicians was a result of EU sanctions against Russia. ‘Not at all. It is a simple attempt to support our gentrification process by excluding undesirables who are likely to detract from Russia’s reputation as a lovely place to visit and live.’ [read...]
Right wing leader Marine Le Pen has given equally rightwing leader Vladimir Putin a pen from her Le Pen range of pens In an acceptance speech Mr Putin said ‘I will use this Le Pen pen to sign executive orders to round up and imprison illegal and unpatriotic protestors, [read...]
The head of MI5, Andrew Parker, has confirmed claims by Ricky Tomlinson that TV presenter Richard Whitley was a secret agent running a team of operatives using codes revealed in the five times a week programme Countdown. [read...]
