‘We pride ourselves on being as authentic as possible, but some of our members probably took things a bit too far by shipping over some intercontinental ballistic missiles from Russia.’ [read...]
Following on from recent events when Russian billionaire oligarch, Roman Abramovich, was refused renewal of his investment visa, once again the Foreign Office has targeted another high profile Russian and meted out the same treatment. [read...]
A Russian foreign ministry official has today contradicted reports that a list of ‘banned’ politicians was a result of EU sanctions against Russia. ‘Not at all. It is a simple attempt to support our gentrification process by excluding undesirables who are likely to detract from Russia’s reputation as a lovely place to visit and live.’ [read...]
New Defence Secretary Penny Mordaunt, the first woman ever to hold the position, has announced that Britain will have a more passive aggressive defence policy in future. “It’s time for a change from the macho posturing of the past,” [read...]
After two years of painstaking of investigation, Special Counsel has confirmed that no amount of electoral corruption can match the sheer scale of ‘stupid’ in the electorate. Robert Mueller’s report says despite Vladimir Putin offering every US voter their very own Russian bride and a life’s supply of vodka; [read...]
