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Boris Nemtsov committed suicide, no really

‘All the evidence, including eyewitness reports from persons, some of whom were at the incident, is that Mr Nemtsov repeatedly threw himself in front of bullets. As far as we can tell, there was nothing anyone could do.’

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2015
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Russian invasion would infringe US/UK copyright

Invasion American as apple pie and high school massacres

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2015
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Russian Bombers to offer cut price flights to and from the UK

guaranteed to stay up better than the roubleIn a move, aggressively resisted by the RAF, the Russian Federation Air Force (Voyenno-Vozdushnye, Silly Rossii or ‘VVS’ for short) has attempted to muscle in on the lucrative budget air routes normally dominated by firms like ‘Easyjet’ and ‘Discount Flying Death Tubes’.

Using their superior reputation for customer welfare, the VVS will offer a range of services including military issue ‘nibbles’, stewardesses in camo paint and the chance to see a Tupolev Tu-95 strategic bomber ‘close up’.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2015
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Russia to have Ukraine at bank holidays and weekends

The EU is to have custody over Ukraine, following a settlement at the Munich Security Conference. Russia will have her at bank holidays and weekends, and can pick her up after school if Europe is working late.

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Posted: Feb 13th, 2015
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All your devices have been hacked by Russian bandits

Everything you own has been hacked and all of your personal details stolen and sold to criminals, it has emerged.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2014
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