According to a royal insider, Her Majesty, The Queen is an avid fan of the Russian national anthem and has been in talks with the government to have it adopted as the anthem of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in place of, [read...]
Following the arrest of an employee in Britain’s Berlin embassy who was allegedly passing intelligence to Russia, the Kremlin has asked for a full refund. “We paid David S a fortune to feed us high-level intelligence from the British government,” [read...]
A remote village in war-torn Syria has sent a message of support to the people of Great Britain who find themselves unable to enjoy a fortnight’s holiday on a sunny beach this year due to the covid-19 health emergency. [read...]
The Type 45 guided missile destroyer HMS Defender was recently involved in some slightly spicy shenanigans in the Black Sea, near to Russia or Ukraine, depending on who you ask. A Royal Navy spokesman said ‘Keep politics out of football? [read...]
Leading experts are worried that world leaders are abusing a deny everything app for their own unscrupulous ends. A leading expert spokesman for the leading experts said every time one of them does something utterly horrendous, [read...]
