The two men named as suspects in the poisoning of Sergei Skripal and his daughter have claimed that they only visited the UK as tourists but won’t be back anytime soon because Salisbury Cathedral was ‘shit’. [read...]
Russian President, Vladimir Putin, has interceded in the controversy about the Novichok poisoning in Salisbury earlier this year. ‘Salisbury is a holiday destination, Thomas Cook is a holiday firm, people die in Thomas Cook resorts,’ [read...]
At the prestigious awards ceremony held in Moscow, Novichok expressed its joy and pride at being awarded ‘nerve agent of the year’ for 2018.
‘I’m blown away, I really am,’ gushed Novichok. ‘The competition was so strong this year. [read...]
On LP and cassette from Monday all of Donnie’s Favourite hits. Including: Woman, Cry by Bob Marley Yes, Yes, Yes by Dawn Penn Would It Be Nice? by The Beach Boys Aint not no stopping us now Mountain high enough Aint no no sunshine in my life I can’t not get no satisfaction With such… [read...]
Following on from recent events when Russian billionaire oligarch, Roman Abramovich, was refused renewal of his investment visa, once again the Foreign Office has targeted another high profile Russian and meted out the same treatment. [read...]