All your devices have been hacked by Russian bandits
Everything you own has been hacked and all of your personal details stolen and sold to criminals, it has emerged.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2014
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Lifetime Presidency ‘too short’ claims Putin
After two stints as President, two as Prime Minister and now another as President, Vladimir Putin is still unable to justify stepping down in the foreseeable future when there’s ‘so much more to do’, according to reports from the Kremlin.
Posted: Nov 24th, 2014
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Outrage as unholy strain of myxomatosis introduced into Meerkovo
Animal rights activists have reacted in horror after the exponential rise in meerkat numbers throughout Europe forced Russian authorities to introduce a genetically modified strain of the myxomatosis virus into the village of Meerkovo.
Posted: Sep 27th, 2014
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MOD planning ‘massive exercise’ north of Hadrian’s Wall
Members of the Royal Irish Regiment are said to be catching the evening Stranraer ferry, thus enacting an elegant ‘pincer movement’.
Posted: Sep 18th, 2014
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Ill-informed Cumbrians readying for Scottish invasion
An eery silence has descended on Cumbria. The people are edgy, suspicious. Violence erupts in odd little bursts – a chip-shop owner advertising ‘deep fried anything’ is publicly flogged as a sympathiser; a man is stoned for telling a Billy Connolly joke.
Thousands are fleeing to the safety of Carlisle’s walls. Others are on the hilltops, eyes scouring the horizon, preparing to light the beacons at the first sign of ‘Men in Skirts’.
Posted: Sep 15th, 2014
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