The Axis of Evil will need to act quickly to strengthen their squad when the transfer window opens again in January if they are to compete on the global stage in 2012, according to TV pundit Alan Hansen.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2011
More from World News
An elderly couple who jetted off to Egypt in 1981 have spoken of their nightmare after crowds marched on their hotel and the nation rose up as one to expel them.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2011
More from World News
‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’
Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
More from World News
Former UN Weapons Inspector Dr Hans Blix says that following a visit to the UK he has found ‘no evidence’ that Britain is harbouring an inquiry into the Iraq War.
‘I have searched the length and breadth of the country,’ said Dr Blix ‘and I cannot find anything resembling an inquiry. I did stumble across a committee room with a few retired civil servants and historians sitting behind a desk, but nothing that might pose a serious threat to the British state.’
Posted: Jul 28th, 2010
More from Politics
After weeks of exhaustive questioning and cross examining, series 1 of the Chilcott enquiry is set to be released on DVD and Black-Gold Ray at the end of March.
Posted: Mar 3rd, 2010
More from News In Brief
Loading...