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Prime Minister Miliband would ‘un-invade Iraq’

‘We’ll send troops into Iraq with what I call weapons of mass construction – bricks, nails and gaffer tape – to undo the invasion with a Saddam lookalike to run the country. It will be as good as new at best, or as good as Slough at worse.’

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Posted: Feb 19th, 2013
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Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window

strong attack, but no defence whatsoever‘They’ve lost the backbone of their team through assassinations and deaths’

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2011
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Mubarak to sue travel agent after ‘holiday of a lifetime’ in Egypt turns ugly

never againAn elderly couple who jetted off to Egypt in 1981 have spoken of their nightmare after crowds marched on their hotel and the nation rose up as one to expel them.

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2011
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Iran completes construction of Death Star

'these are not the excuses you are looking for'‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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Hans Blix finds ‘no evidence’ of Iraq Inquiry

He's looked everywhere. The QEII Conference Centre. Down the back of the sofa. Nothing.‘I did stumble across a committee room with a few retired civil servants and historians sitting behind a desk, but nothing that might pose a serious threat to the British state.’

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2010
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